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Q: How many Somali pirates does it take to hold an American captain hostage?
A: More than four.
Q: What did one Somali pirate say to the other Somali pirate?
A: I can't take the stress of this job. I feel like my head is going to explode!
A reporter asked a SEAL sniper: "What did you feel when you pulled the trigger and took a human life?" The SEAL responded laconically "Recoil."
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 01:00 PM
Frack baby frack!
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 01:23 PM
Wow. I thought these were going to be tasteless. I especially like the last one.
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 01:51 PM
SEALs don't do existentialism.
Frack baby frack!
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 03:54 PM
CaptKirk, on Apr 14 2009, 02:51 PM, said:
SEALs don't do existentialism.
And thank God for that!
Don't take this the wrong way - in any of the ways you could take it wrong. I just realized that I must have fallen asleep getting ready to watch that PBS series on Native Americans last night. They said, "Up next, etc." And the next thing up for me was the sun.
Dratskis!
"Maybe someday you'll get past your knee-jerk defense of everything the right wing does, however reprehensible, and demand some decency from your side." CaptKirk
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